~DrongDrango

Yeah yeah. A congratulation' t'ya explosion-lovin' Americans over zeh sea. Blow some stuff up for me too will ya?

(Now maybe SOMEONE will congratulate my national day!)

This time from my friend . >:3

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's & father's middle names)

(...My mother don't have a middle name...)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, )

"Harry"

(... x3 Sounds so goofeh~.)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

"Norma"

(... Normal? 8D?)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

"Emerald-Golden Dragon"

(... Sounds more like some form of cliché Ninja technique from a C-rated Kung-fu movie. x3)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

"Gustav Klippan"

('Gustav Cliff' if translated... lame~. I hate zeh soap operas~.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

"The Orange Milk"

(. . .)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

"Mand"

(... *Shrugs.* Not bad.)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

"Vanilla Ice Chocolate Cream"

('Yo Yo Yo Mah G homeh 'sup bitches!? S't Vanilla Ice Chocolate Cream in dah hause B, yah mean??'XDDD No.)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)

"Peter Trädgård"

('eter Garden' if translated... Nah~.)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

"Lotus Marlabo"

(... I dunno?)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

(I've never had a 'first pet'. :3)

If you ever get really mad and don't even know what to say, then let a Swedish Curse Melody help you get better. :3

"Your damn~,
damn~,
you damn,
god damn sunnuva bitch! (Sunnuva bitch)

Bumpkin, horrible thief, patethic parasite!
Dirty mouse, filthy dork, you rotten root, you drunk cork!
You scum, skinny and hunched, you're so fucking dumb!
You wretched vulture, you slimy cod, false, dimwitted dreg!

God damnit!

Lay an egg, slithery scoundrel, squalid bandit!
Lazy git, you disgusting arse, piss plague and mustardgas!
Souproot idiot, damn it's just too much!
You freaking goat, your fat ass, never dare to come again!
Damn shitscrap! Fo' are we, daa-haa-haaaamn
sunnuva!
Sunnuva!
Sunnuva!
Sunnuva!
Sunnuva!
Sunnuva biiiiiiitch!!"

_{(Translation done as best as could by yours truly. |3 The song is copyrighted Magnus and Brasse ©, I don't own the melody or the original script, but the translation is mine.)}

Yesh, stole it from

Google Meme.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: The DD needs to be improved. (... D8 But but.... ;=; People don't like meeee~.)


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: New Yacht looks like DD(X) Zumwalt class destroyer. (... *Hides Destroyer Ship.* <..< >..> )


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: DD Says "NO2ID" (NO U!)


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: DD Wants to Feed Herself. ( ...)


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: DD does't work with tape. (Nope, no insertions into VCRs!)


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: DD hates the car! (I don't HATE cars! Just dislike 'em.)


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: DD asks if Mr. Keller agrees with the resolution, and whether he will be willing to argue that journalists should divulge all state secrets. (Governament can't hide! D< )


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: DD Goes Strong. ( )

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: DD likes the show. (Hellz yeah!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: DD eats too much! (If I did, would I look like this!? *Shows thinness~.*)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: DD wears glasses in class to see the board. (... STALKERS! D8)


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: DD was arrested for propositioning homosexual sex in the bathroom at the Philadelphia Airport. (LIES!)

Q: Type in "[your name] thinks" in Google Search:
A: DD thinks Fariy Godmother is real. (Who now?)

How odd, I was just tagged! .. At least, I actually NOTICED it this time! And with some pills in my stomach and a rather good day, s'ose I'll do one for once. :3

Tagged by

* 1. Post these rules.
* 2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
* 3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
* 4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
* 5. No tag-backs.

#1: I love milk.
#2: I'm a New Age religious person - basically, I believe whatever I want. X3
#3: "I started playing games when you were first learning too chew on your Nintendo controller!" Nah, not really but, I've played games for just about my entire life since I became self-sentient at the age of 4.
#4: I've been known to have enough wisdom too philosophise your mind into good thoughts. =3
#5: I have ADD and Asberghers Syndrome.
#6: I'm proud of who I got as friends, for they make me a proud person for letting me know them. <3
#7: I, LOVE! The music made by John Paul Larkin - also known as the Scatman~.
#8: Ai haz ah meilck chartzon! <3!

Now, who do I tag? NObody~. 'cause I dun' got enough people on my friends list (who are actvie) too tag 'em up. x3 I break the pattern, and I am proud of eet~!